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Caulk



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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Hello. This is Niles Standish calling
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): I was calling because I had some questions abut caulk... for my bathroom
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): I was calling because I had some questions abut caulk
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): I'm sure you know more about caulk than I do
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Now how big is this caulk?

Employee: Um. It is in a 10 ounce tube. And it comes in clear
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Now how big is this caulk?
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Now does the caulk smell?
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Is there a taste to the caulk?

Employee: Umm.. What was the last question?
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Is there a taste to the caulk?
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Is dangerous? Is it poisionous? In case the caulk gets in my mouth or in my eye
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): There's many different kinds of caulk, yes?

Employee: Yes, sir.

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): All right. How many different kinds of caulk do you handle?

Employee: Um. For around tubs and sinks and stuff like that?

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Whereever, whereever.
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): There's many different kinds of caulk, yes?

Employee: Yes, sir.

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): All right. How many different kinds of caulk do you handle?
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): And does the caulk harden or...

Employee: Um. No it doesn't. There's not many caulks that do
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): And does the caulk harden or...

Employee: Um. No it doesn't
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): And does the caulk harden or...
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): As far as colors of caulk go, what about colors?

Employee: Well, if you get it in tubes you only have about 8 colors to choose from
Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Like...

Employee: Like dark greys to light greys to browns, whites

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): You don't have any black caulk?

Employee: Yeah

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Now the black caulk, is that bigger?

Employee: Yes, but I don't have the black sanitary caulk

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): So the black caulk is unsanitary
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): As far as colors of caulk go, what about colors?
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): You don't have any black caulk?

Employee: Yeah

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Now the black caulk, is that bigger?

Employee: Yes, but I don't have the black sanitary caulk

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): So the black caulk is unsanitary
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): You don't have any black caulk?
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Now the black caulk, is that bigger?
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Employee: But I don't have the black sanitary caulk
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): So the black caulk is unsanitary
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): So, just so I have this straight. You handle a lotta different kind of caulk. You carry black caulk and white caulk and the caulk doesn't get hard and it's ok to get the caulk in your mouth
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): So, just so I have this straight. You handle a lotta different kind of caulk. You carry black caulk and white caulk and the caulk doesn't get hard and it's ok to get the caulk in your mouth

Employee: No. You definitely don't want the caulk you your mouth

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Well, speak for yourself, love
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Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri): Ta!


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