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Crank Yankers Video DownloadsCAULK
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caulk_01 mp3 18k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Hello. This is Niles Standish calling |
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caulk_02 mp3 44k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: I was calling because I had some questions abut caulk... for my bathroom |
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caulk_03 mp3 26k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: I was calling because I had some questions abut caulk |
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caulk_05 mp3 20k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: I'm sure you know more about caulk than I do |
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caulk_06 mp3 54k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Now how big is this caulk? Employee: Um. It is in a 10 ounce tube. And it comes in clear |
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caulk_07 mp3 18k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Now how big is this caulk? |
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caulk_09 mp3 18k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Now does the caulk smell? |
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caulk_10 mp3 34k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Is there a taste to the caulk? Employee: Umm.. What was the last question? |
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caulk_11 mp3 18k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Is there a taste to the caulk? |
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caulk_14 mp3 34k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Is dangerous? Is it poisionous? In case the caulk gets in my mouth or in my eye |
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caulk_16 mp3 78k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: There's many different kinds of caulk, yes? Employee: Yes, sir. Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: All right. How many different kinds of caulk do you handle? Employee: Um. For around tubs and sinks and stuff like that? Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Whereever, whereever. |
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caulk_17 mp3 40k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: There's many different kinds of caulk, yes? Employee: Yes, sir. Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: All right. How many different kinds of caulk do you handle? |
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caulk_18.mp3 mp3 54k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: And does the caulk harden or... Employee: Um. No it doesn't. There's not many caulks that do |
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caulk_19 mp3 28k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: And does the caulk harden or... Employee: Um. No it doesn't |
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caulk_20 mp3 18k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: And does the caulk harden or... |
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caulk_21 mp3 160k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: As far as colors of caulk go, what about colors? Employee: Well, if you get it in tubes you only have about 8 colors to choose from Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Like... Employee: Like dark greys to light greys to browns, whites Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: You don't have any black caulk? Employee: Yeah Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Now the black caulk, is that bigger? Employee: Yes, but I don't have the black sanitary caulk Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: So the black caulk is unsanitary |
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caulk_22 mp3 26k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: As far as colors of caulk go, what about colors? |
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caulk_23 mp3 76k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: You don't have any black caulk? Employee: Yeah Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Now the black caulk, is that bigger? Employee: Yes, but I don't have the black sanitary caulk Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: So the black caulk is unsanitary |
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caulk_24 mp3 14k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: You don't have any black caulk? |
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caulk_25 mp3 20k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Now the black caulk, is that bigger? |
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caulk_26 mp3 20k |
Employee: But I don't have the black sanitary caulk |
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caulk_27 20k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: So the black caulk is unsanitary |
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caulk_28 mp3 90k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: So, just so I have this straight. You handle a lotta different kind of caulk. You carry black caulk and white caulk and the caulk doesn't get hard and it's ok to get the caulk in your mouth |
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caulk_29 mp3 120k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: So, just so I have this straight. You handle a lotta different kind
of caulk. You carry black caulk and white caulk and the caulk doesn't get hard and it's ok to get the caulk in your
mouth Employee: No. You definitely don't want the caulk you your mouth Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Well, speak for yourself, love |
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caulk_30 mp3 6k |
Tony Barbieri as Niles Standish: Ta! |
If you enjoyed this prank call, you'll probably enjoy The Jerky Boys prank call Nuts to You |
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CDs
The Best Uncensored Crank Calls Volume 1 CDThe Best Uncensored Crank Calls Volume 2 CD
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