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turd_in_car_04 mp3 36k	Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: Get this turd outta my back seat!
turd_in_car_01 mp3 318k	Guy: Thank you for calling SST Towing. How may I help you? Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: I just picked up my 92 Accord from your lot and there is a huge terd in the backseat Guy: And there's... and there's what in the backseat? Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: A tird. A piece of shit. A big ass human turd in the backseat of my car Guy: Ma'am. I assure you our guys did not take a dump in your car
turd_in_car_02 mp3 140k	Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: I just picked up my 92 Accord from your lot and there is a huge turd in the backseat Guy: And there's... and there's what in the backseat?
turd_in_car_03 mp3 110k	Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: I just picked up my 92 Accord from your lot and there is a huge terd in the backseat

turd_in_car_08 mp3 66k	Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: You know what you sound like a big burly man. It probably came out your ass
turd_in_car_09 mp3 168k	Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: How much do you weigh? Guy: About 400 pounds Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: That's your terd Guy: That's my tird, huh? Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: Yes Guy: That came from a 400 pound man, huh? Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: That came from a 400 pound man, either that or a gorilla
turd_in_car_10 mp3 108k	Guy: Can you describe the piece of shit? I mean what does it look like. Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: You know what it is, it came out your ass.
turd_in_car_11 mp3 136k	Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: I'll tell you what, it smells ungodly, That's what it smells like. Smells like you sold your ass the devil. That came from the pits of hell

turd_in_car_12 mp3 88k	Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: You know, I think this is a racial shit, too. That's what this is. Uh-huh
turd_in_car_13 mp3 40k	Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: Little kids are running away from it
turd_in_car_14 mp3	Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: You're probably jacking off on the steering wheels too, don't you?
turd_in_car_16 mp3 120k	Guy: How long does it look like it's been sitting there? Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: Steam is coming off of it, ok?
turd_in_car_17 mp3 34k	Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: It's a fresh turd!

turd_in_car_18 mp3 164k	Guy: What you need to do is you need to bring that terd back, and we'll match it up, we've got a lineup, we'll match it up with the other tirds that we have
turd_in_car_19 mp3 178k	Guy: So, you're not going to bring the turd back to me? Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: No, I'm starting to like it Guy: You gonna keep it as a pet? Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy: I'm gonna keep it because, you know what, it's a nice conversation piece
turd_in_car_21 mp3 34k	Guy: So, you're not going to bring the turd back to me?
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