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simpsons10c mp3 56k |
Homer Simpson: Well, goodbye my gentle neighbor. You know, I've always wanted to tell you how
mu.. Voice: To continue talking please deposit 10 cents. Homer Simpson: Ah screw it. |
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simpsons800 mp3 48k |
Bart Simpson: Order by phone. 1-800..... our phone doesn't go up to 800! Unless... | LardLad | |
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simpsons9121 wav 30k |
Police Chief Clancy Wiggam: Uh no you got the wrong number. This is 912. | Ratzo's District | |
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simpsonsalarm mp3 44k |
Female Voice: Intruder detected. Calling local police. *busy signal* Female Voice: Line busy. Shutting down. |
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simpsonsabedead mp3 sounds/ 100k |
Marge Simpson: Hello? Recording: Hello, this is the Springfield Retirement Castle. Your parent... Abe Simpson: Abraham Simpson Recording: Is dead. Marge Simpson: Oh my god! Recording (continung): He died from... Abe Simpson: Complications of a medical nature. :reading: The nursing home was not responsible. |
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simpsonsacode1 mp3 152k |
Homer Simpson: Area code!? But it's a local call. Marge Simpson: The phone company ran out of numbers, so they split the city into two area codes. Half the town keeps the old 636 area code, and our half gets 939. Homer Simpson: 939!!!?? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? Oh my life is ruined. Marge Simpson: Geez, you just have to remember three extra numbers. Homer Simpson: Oh if only it were that easy Marge. |
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simpsonsacode2 mp3 144k |
Voice: Hi! I'm Phoney McRingRing, mascot and president of the telephone company, and I'm here
to explain why the convenience of one area code in Another Voice: Your town Original Voice (continuing): ...has been replaced by the convenience of two area codes! Homer Simpson: Uh, I have a question, Phoney! Lisa Simpson: It's a movie, dad! Homer Simpson: Quiet honey, daddy's asking the man a question. |
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simpsonsacode3 mp3 114k |
Voice: But how will I remember all those numbers? Well, scientists have discovered that even
monkeys can memorize ten numbers. Are you stupider than a monkey? Chief Clancy Wiggum: How big of a monkey? Voice: Haha. Of course you're not! |
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simpsonscell mp3 148k |
Lenny (on phone with Carl): All the traffic lights are out. Driving sure is dangerous. Carl: Yeah, tell me about it. I got some yuppie jerkoff headed right for me, yakkin away on his cell phone. Lenny: I hear that, I got some big shot barrelin' down on me. Hey, who ya talking to, your boyfriend!? Carl: Hey jackass, your voice sounds familiar. *the two crash into a building* Lenny: I don't hear an alarm. Lets take stuff . Carl: Isn't that stealing? Lenny: No, it's just looting. |
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amhomer1 wav 76k |
Homer Simpson: "Hello. You've reached the home of whoever you're calling. We can't take your call right now, because we're at Moe's Tavern with a frosty mug of Duff beer. Mmmm Duff. Please leave a message at the beep and we'll call you back if there isn't a good wrestling match on tv. Beep. Doh!" | World O'Wavs | |
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simpsonsam2 mp3 98k |
Lisa Simpson: Oh thats it, I give up! *dials the phone* Homer Simpson: You have reached the office of Homer Simpson, if you are calling about the waterbed, please leave a detailed message, if you nee... Montgomery Burns: Get back to work Homer Simpson: Ah! |
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simpsonsam mp3 82k |
Homer Simpson: I'll call Barney. *ring* Answering machine: (Nobody's here to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony) Homer Simpson: Damn those novelty telephone answering tapes. Thanks a lot Barney I just wasted my one phone call... Barney Gumble: What? What? I'm home. I'm home. *feedback* |
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simpsonscares1 mp3 78k |
Mongomery Burns: Here's the phone, call somebody who cares. *dialing 911* |
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simpsonscares2 mp3 54k |
Mongomery Burns: Here's the phone, call somebody who cares. | LardLad | |
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simpsonscoach mp3 300k |
Television Commerical: You want some of this don't you? Homer Simpson: Yeah! Television Commerical: Well, you need to know the winners and I know the winners. So call me now. Who-ah. 5 dollars for the first minute 2 dollars for each additional minute. *phone dialing* Coach's Hotline: You... have... reached... the... coach's... hot... Homer Simpson: Line. Coach's Hotline: line. Homer Simpson: Yeah, lay it on me, coach. Coach's Hotline: In the game of... Mi.. ami vs. Homer Simpson: Mmm-hmm Coach's Hotline: Cin... Homer Simpson: Cincinnati Coach's Hotline: cin Homer Simpson: Cincinnati Coach's Hotline: cin... at... i Homer Simpson: C'mon C'mon don't you realize this is costing me money? Coach's Hotline: We must consider... many things. The wind... Homer Simpson: D'oh not the wind Coach's Hotline: is blowing out of the west.. Homer Simpson: *groan* Coach's Hotline: at 5 Homer Simpson: Miles per hour. Coach's Hotline: knots. Homer Simpson: Doh. This is ridiculous. |
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simpsonsdial0 mp3 104k |
Well, we have no witnesses, no suspects and no leads. If anyone has any information, please dial 0 and ask for the police. That number again, 0. | LardLad | |
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simpsonsfat mp3 170k |
Operator: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now. | LardLad | |
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*phone ringing* Ned Flanders: Well howdily doodily doo. *phone hung up and dial tone* Ned Flanders: Hello. Hellodily Odily. |
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simpsonsmphone mp3 68k |
Marge Simpson: Ooh that's the Movie Phone guy! Mr. Movie Phone The movie we've selected plays at 8pm at Springfield Cinema Six. Thank you for dating Mr. Movie Phone. Our evening will be rated R for brief nudity. |
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simpsonsnegli mp3 70k |
Homer Simpson: I've gotta call them! *Dials* Recorded Message: The number you have dialed can no longer be reached from this phone you negligent monster. Homer Simpson: Oooooh. | LardLad | |
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simpsonspbook mp3 142k |
Krusty the Clown: Have you ever noticed how there are two phone books? A white one and a
yellow one? What's the deal with that? Lisa Simpson: Ones residential the other is business. Krusty the Clown: Well that.... makes sense.... what'll they think of next? Blue pages? Marge Simpson: They have those. They're Government listings. Krusty the Clown: I see. |
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simpsonspoison mp3 156k |
Homer Simpson: Look, I already encased the telephone in concrete. Marge Simpson: How are you supposed to dial? Homer Simpson: Reach into these holes! I use a carrot. Marge Simpson: Isn't that a little excessive? I mean, how are the buttons dangerous!? Homer Simpson: Baby could order poison! Marge Simpson: Oh that's ridiculous! *dials* Phone Announcer: Poison Delivery Service! A gift basket of poisons is on it's way. Marge Simpson: Oh I'm a horrible mother! |
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simpsonspolice1 wav 178k |
Sounds like MoviePhone. Man: "Hello and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Rescue Phone. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press 1. To choose from a list of felonies, press 2. If you are being murdered or are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line." |
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simpsonssex mp3 122k |
Krusty the Clown: Oooh. Sex chat. *dialing* Woman: You've reached the party line. In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party with some of the world's most beautiful women. Now, let's join the party. Krusty the Klown: Hello? Barney Gumble: Hello? Man: Hello? Apu: Are there any women here? Krusty the Klown: HELLO? Apu: Are you a beautiful woman? Krusty the Clown: Do I sound like a beautiful woman? Apu: This is not as hot a party as I'd anticipated. |
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simpsonsstamp mp3 88k |
Bart Simpson: The burglar even took my stamp collection! Lisa Simpson: You! Had a stamp collection (everybody laughs). *phone rings* Nelson: Stamp collection! Haha! |
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simpsons9111 mp3 16k |
Homer Simpson: Hello? Operator? Gimme the number for 911. | LardLad | |
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