Prank Calls from The Simpsons
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simpsonsflanders 117K |
*phone ringing* Ned Flanders: Well howdily doodily doo. *phone hung up and dial tone* Ned Flanders: Hello. Hellodily Odily. |
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simpsonsprank1 38K |
Dean: Hello? Homer Simpson: Hello Dean? You're a stupidhead. Dean: Homer, is that you? Homer Simpson: *scream* |
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simpsonsprank2 140K |
Moe Szyslak: Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here? Bar Patrons: *laughing* Moe Szyslak: Wait a minute. Listen you little yellowbellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya. *Bart and Lisa Simpson laughing* |
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simpsonsprank3 25K |
Moe Szyslak: One of you guys has to be Homer Sexual. | |
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simpsonsprank4 151K |
Moe Szyslak: Ivana Tinkle. Ivana Tinkle. All right, everyone put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle. | |
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simpsonsprank5 225K |
Background noise from bar. *Phone rings* Moe Szyslak: Moe's Tavern... Hold on, I'll check. Hey everybody, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. *Bar Patrons laughing* Barney Gumble: That's a good one. |
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simpsonsprank6 221K |
Montgomery Burns: I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers. First name, Waylon. Moe Szyslak: Oooh. So you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name, Waylon, is it? Listen to me you, when I catch you I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove 'em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you. Okay? Then, I'm going to use your tongue to paint my boat. Mr. Burns: Phew! |
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simpsonsprank7 43K |
Moe Szyslak: When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna use your head as a bucket and paint my house with your brain. | |
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simpsonsprank8 72K |
Marge Simpson: Wait, what about a babysitter? Homer Simpson: Whoops! Marge Simpson: Not to worry *picks up phone* Moe Szyslak: Listen you lousy punk, If I ever get a hold of you I swear I'll cut your belly open! Marge Simpson: Goodness, must be a crossed wire! |
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simpsonsprank9 124K |
Moe Szyslak: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy. Bart Simpson: Is Seymour there. Last name Butts. Moe Szyslak: Just a sec. Hey is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey everybody I wanna Seymour Butts. *Bar patrons laughing* Moe Szyslak: Listen you little scumsucking pus bucket. When I get my hands on your I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew! *Lisa and Bart Simpson laughing* |
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simpsonsprank10 58K |
Homer Simpson: "Well, I'll always have my crank calls. *dialing* Homer Simpson: Hello, Old lady from Titanic? You stink! Hehehee! |
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simpsonsprank11 112K |
*phone rings* Homer Simpson: What the..... D'oh, stupid welcoming mint!... *picks up phone* Yallow! Bart Simpson impersonating an operator: Good morning, this is your wake up call! Homer Simpson: Wake up call? It's 2am! Bart Simpson: Sorry fatso! *Bart and Lisa Simpson laughing* |
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simpsonsprank12 112K |
*phone rings* Moe Szyslak: Moe's Tavern. Bart Simpson: Is Mr. Freely there? Moe Szyslak: Who? Bart Simpson: Freely. First initials IP Moe Szyslak: Hold on. I'll check. Uh.. is I.P. Freely here? Hey everybody! I P Freely. *Bar patrons laughing* |
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simpsonsprank13 110K |
*phone rings* Moe Szyslak: Yeah Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart Simpson: Is Jacques there? Moe Szyslak: Who? Bart Simpson: Jacques, last name Strapp. Moe Szyslak: Uh, Hold on. Uh.. Jacques Strap. Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strapp. *Bar patrons laughing* |
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