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| 201-376-9907.zip | Female Voice: The number you have dialed 376-9907 is not in service. Please check the number and dial again. | PLA |
| 201-666-0000.zip |
Satanic 0-0-0-0-Orgasmic 0-0-0-0-operator!
Female Voice: The number you have dialed, 666-0000 is not in service. Please check the number and dial again. |
Ubione |
| 301-292-9908.zip | Male Voice: A 25 cent deposit is required to make this call. Please hang up, deposit 25 cents, and make your call again. | PLA |
| 305-994-9963.zip | Female Voice: The number you have reached 994-9963 is being checked or trouble. Please try your call again later. | PLA |
| 312-591-8301.zip | Female Voice: The number you have reached 212-8301 is being checked for trouble. Please try your call again later. | Jenn |
| 312-591-9999.zip | Male Voice: The number you have dialed has been changed. The new number is 555-1212 or 0 + the area code + 555-1212. Please hang up and try your call again or refer to the instruction card for additional information. 1-2-T. | Jenn |
| 503-620-0042.zip | Female Voice: You have called a party on your own line. Please hang up, give the called party time to answer and thenpick up your receiver. | Baby Demon/Tommy |
| 503-620-0043.zip | Female Voice: You have been called by a party on your line/ Please give the calling party time to answer. | Baby Demon/Tommy |
| 503-620-0047.zip | Male Voice: Your line has been temporarily disconnected. For service, please call our business office at 1-800-483-3100. This is a recording. | Baby Demon/Tommy |
| 503-620-0048.zip | Female Voice: We're sorry. We cannot process your calling request at this time. Will you try again later please? | Baby Demon/Tommy |
| 503-620-0049.zip | Female Voice: We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check your instruction manual or call repair service for assistance. | Baby Demon/Tommy |
| 503-620-0050.zip | Female Voice: We're sorry. Due to heavy calling we can not complete your call at this time. Will you please hang up and try your call later. If your call is urgent, please try again now. | Baby Demon/Tommy |
| 503-620-0055.zip | Female Voice: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, please call repair service for assistance. | Baby Demon/Tommy |
| 503-620-0056.zip | Female Voice: The call you have made requires a coin deposit. Please hang up momentarily, listen for dial tone, deposit coins, and dial your call again. | Baby Demon/Tommy |
| 503-620-0059.zip | Male Voice: This is a recording. All of the 911 emergency lines are busy now. if your call is an emergency, please hang up and dial the operator. | Baby Demon/Tommy |
| 509-248-0014.zip | Female Voice: The number called is busy. A special ringing will tell you when the line is free. Please hang up now. | PLA |
| 509-248-0015.zip | Female Voice: You have canceled your request. Please hang up now. | PLA |
| 509-248-0016.zip | Female Voice: The number was free but it has just become busy again. Please hang up. You may reactivate, if you wish, by redialing the original code. | PLA |
| 509-248-0019.zip | Female Voice: We're sorry. You have dialed a number that can not be reached from your calling area. | PLA |
| 509-248-0034.zip | Female Voice: The last call to your telephone has been traced and a 1 dollar and 50 cent charge will be added to your bill. If the call was life threatening, call your local police. After 3 traces you may call 1-800-582-0655 to initiate deterrent action. | PLA |
| 509-248-0035.zip | Female Voice: The number called can not be reached. Please hang up now. | PLA |
| 509-248-0036.zip | Female Voice: Your call has been completed, however the party you are calling is not receiving calls at this time. | PLA |
| 509-248-0037.zip | Female Voice: Your selective call forwarding and call forwarding features can not be used at the same time. | PLA |
| 509-248-0038.zip | Female Voice: The number can not be reached now. Please hang up and try again later. | PLA |
| 509-248-0048.zip | Female Voice: The number you are calling was blocked and can not be called back using your last call return service. | PLA |
| 509-248-0091.zip | Female Voice: The party you are calling does not accept blocked calls. If you are calling from a blocked number, please hang up, pick up the receiver, press *82, and redial the phone number. When you do this your name and number will appear for this call only. | PLA |
| 509-457-0001.zip | Female voice: Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again. | PLA |
| 509-457-0002.zip | Male Voice: We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again. | PLA |
| 509-457-0003.zip | Female Voice: This call will be forwarded over private facilities. If you normally receive a charge for this call, a charge will still apply from the beginning of this announcement although you may reach a busy or no answer condition. | PLA |
| 509-457-0036.zip | Female Voice: The last number to your telephone can not be traced and no charge will be added to your bill. Please hang up and call the US West Call Identification Center at 1-800-582-0655 if you need further assistance. | PLA |
| 509-457-0048.zip | Male Voice: We're sorry your call can not be completed as dialed from the phone you are using. Please read the instruction card and dial again. | PLA |
| 509-457-0049.zip | Male Voice: We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again or call your attendant to help you. | PLA |
| 509-457-0050.zip | Male Voice: 911 is not a working number for your area. For emergencies, hang up a moment and dial your operator. | PLA |
| 509-457-0051.zip | Female Voice: All circuits are busy now. Please try your call later. | PLA |
| 541-967-0001.zip | Female Voice: Your long distance call can not be completed your service has been restricted. Please contact your US West business office. | PLA |
| 541-967-0003.zip |
Jumbled recording!
It is not necessary to dial a... we're sorry... for the number you have dialed... long distance company access carrier... call again.... please hang up and tr... |
PLA |
| 541-967-0004.zip |
Jumbled recording!
Your call can not be completed... we're sorry... led. Please check the code with the access code you dialed... call your long distance company and try again or... for assistance. |
PLA |
| 541-967-0006.zip | Male Voice: We're sorry. Due to network difficulties your long distance call can not be completed at this time. Please try your call again later. | PLA |
| 541-967-0010.zip | Male Voice: The business telephone number you havedialed is PLAexperiencing a temporary service problem.It has been reportedto US West Communications who is checkinginto the cause ofthe trouble. We are sorry for the inconvenience. Pleasetry yourcall again later. | PLA |
| 541-967-0027.zip | Female Voice: The number of the last call you made or received is unavailable and you will not be charged.If you were attempting to trace a call and need assistance,please call the US West Call Identification Center at 1-800-582-0655.Again,that number is 1-800-582-0655. | PLA |
| 610-797-0014.zip | Male Voice: Excuse me. Please deposit5 cents for the next 5 minutes. If 5 cents is not deposited within 25 seconds your call25 seconds your call will be automatically terminated. | PLA |
| 618-254-0000.zip |
0-0-0-0-Orgasmic 0-0-0-0-operator! Female Voice: The number you have reached 254-0000 is not in service for incoming calls. |
PLA |
| 630-893-9883.zip | Female voice: The number you have reached, 893-9883 is not in service, for incoming calls. | Jenn |
| 800-245-7508.zip | Female Voice: You are not authorized to dial this number. 2-3-K. You are not auth... <reorder> | Jenn? |
| 800-363-3343.zip | Male Voice: You have reached the verification announcement. Your call can not be completed as dialed. If you believe you have reached this recording in error, please contact your long distance telephone company. 5-1-2-3-2-8. | Jenn? |
| 800-368-3407.zip | Female Voice: AT&T. Easy Reach 800.To complete your call please enter or speak each number of the access code now. | Jenn |
| 800-432-3960.zip | Beeps over and over and over... | Jenn |
| 800-922-0918.zip | Female Voice: 47-10. You have dialed an invalid number. Please check the number and try your call again. | Jenn? |
| 800-999-9962.zip | Female voice: 0-1-2-2. The toll free number you are calling is not serviced from your area. | XKMFDMx |
| 800-999-9965.zip |
Male Voice: You have reached a non working 800 number at Liz Claiborne. Thank you. Female Voice: Thank you for calling. |
Jenn |
| 800-999-9976.zip | Male Voice: 12. We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again or call customer assistance. This is a recording. | XKMFDMx |
| 800-999-9994.zip |
A jumbled recording! Male voice: We're sorry you have an 800 number that is not available... We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not available... We're sorry you havedialed an 800 number that is not available...We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not available...<reorder> |
XKMFDMx |
| 800dced1.zip | Female Voice: The toll free number you have dialed has been disconnected. No further information is available about this number. 1-1-0-T. | Jenn? |
| 805-664-0004.zip | Female Voice: This phone is not currently in service. To order telephone service from Pacific Bell hang up and dial 1-800-310-BELL. En espanol marque... ...In case of fire, medical and police emergencies, dial 911. Thank you. | PLA |
| 805-664-0019.zip | Female Voice: We're sorry. The service you are requesting is not available on this line. | PLA |
| 815-469-9999.zip | Female Voice You have not deposited the correct amount to place your call. Please check the instruction card for rateinformation and try your call again. | Interrupt |
| 877-555-1212.zip | Female Voice: Please note that in 1998 toll free numbers can be either 800, 888 or 877 numbers. | NPA |
| 888-999-9931.zip | Female Voice: Your call did not go though. Please try your call again. 0-6-7-T. | XKMFDMx |
| 888-999-9977.zip | Female Voice: The number you have dialedhas been disconnected or is no longer in service. Message 102. | XKMFDMx? |
| 888-999-9990.zip | Female Voice: 7-1-1. The 800 number youhave dialed is not in service. There is no further information available at this time. | XKMFDMx |
| 911change1.zip | Female Voice: The number you have reached,9-1-1, has been changed to a non published number. | ? |
| 914-268-9940.zip | Female Voice: We're sorry. But since you did not select a long distance company, this call can not be completed as dialed. To place this call in emergency, dial 0 and an operator will assist you. | ? |
| 914-735-9988.zip | Female Voice: If you would like to report a police, fire or medical emergency, hang up, resume dial tone, and dial 911. All other calls from this line are restricted. If you wish to discuss your telephone bill, please call your local telephone provider. If you wish to establish telephone service, call the provider of your choice. | UbiOne |
| 916-440-0005.zip | Female Voice: We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again. | PLA |
| 916-440-0015.zip | Female Voice: We're sorry. Your call did not go through. Will you please try your call again. | PLA |
| 916-440-0017.zip | Female Voice: Your service has been interrupted. For emergencies, dial 911. To discuss your resident's account dial 1-800-540-0256 for business dial 1-800-464-6649. | PLA |
| 916-440-0029.zip | Female Voice: We're sorry. All circuits are busy now. Will you please try your call again later. | PLA |
| 916-440-0030.zip | Female Voice: There is no charge for this call. This number has been disconnected as a result of a recent federal court decision and Pacific Bell's business policy. | |
| 916-440-0031.zip | Female Voice: We're sorry. Due to telephone company facility troubles, your call can not be completed at this time. Will you try your call again later. | PLA |
| blocked1.zip | Female Voice: The person you are calling does not wish to talk with callers who block their number. If you wish to reach this person, please hang up, and place your call again without blocking your number. | NPA |
| callarea1.zip | Female voice: We're sorry. You've dialed a number which can not be reached in your calling area. | Jenn |
| callarea2.zip | Female voice: You have dialed a number that is not available from your calling area.0-6-7-T. | Jenn? |
| callarea3.zip | Female voice: The number you have dialed can not be reached from your calling area.2-E-L. | Jenn? |
| cantbcomp1.zip | Female Voice: Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again. | Jenn? |
| dcednis1.zip | Female voice: We're sorry you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try your call again. | Jenn? |
| invalid1.zip | Female voice: 47-4. The number you have dialed is invalid or blocked from your area code. Please check your local listing. | Jenn? |
| invalid2.zip | Female voice: 47-3 We're sorry. The number you dialed is invalid. Please check the area code dialed, or call directory assistan... [ce]. | Jenn? |
| invalid3.zip | Female voice: 47-10. You have dialed an invalid number. Please check the number and try your call again. | Jenn? |
| nis1.zip | Female voice: We're sorry the number you have reached is not in service. Please check the number and dial again. | Jenn? |
| notvalid1.zip | Male voice: The area code or telephone number as dialed is not valid. Please check the area code and telephone number and dial again. Thank you. The following tones are for the hearing impaired... [TDD tones] | Jenn |
| offhook1.zip | Male Voice: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator. | Jenn |
| offhook2.zip | Annoying reorder one would hear when the phone was kept off the hook for too long. | Jenn |
| opassist1.zip | Male voice: When making a call requiring operator assistance, 0 + the area code + the seven digit number. | Jenn |
| outofac8001.zip | Male voice: When dialing a call outside of your area code or an 800 number, dial 1 first. On calls within your area code,just dial the 7 digit number. | Jenn |