Miscellaneous
9-1-1
Male - 9-1-1 is an emergency telephone number. Non emergency use hampers the system and is a state misdemeanor. This is a recording.
Payphone
Female - We're sorry. This payphone does not accept coins for long distance calls. You may wish to consider using a calling card or contact your operator for assistance.
Equipment Problems
MTS - Female - We are sorry. Because of equipment problems, all out of town calling is out of service at this time. MTS personnel are working to repair the problem. Please try your call later. This is a recording.
Please Hold
Male - All representatives are currently assisting other customers Your call is important to us so please hold for the next available representative. Thank you. This message will repeat in TTY tones. [TTY]
Pinger
Pinger - Female - You have reached a text free number. We'll let the person know you called. To get your own no monthly charge unlimited texting and calling number, for your Iphone or Ipod Touch, go to www.pinger.com. All I can do is hang up now. So, why don't you hang up first so I don't have to hang up on you.
Scams
Female - You have reached a non working number at The City College of New York. We recently became aware of a scam that involved fraudsters engaging in predatory schemes by contacting the general public through unsolicited phone calls. One number they are using is a spoofed City College fax line usually 212-650-7149. Please be aware that no one from this institution would make these kinds of calls and perpetuate this harassment. We took this fax number 650-7149 out of service but the spoofers were able continue to list this in their Caller ID.
Female - Hello and thank your for calling. Please listen carefully as our menu options may have changed. You may have been selected for a $100 Walmart gift voucher. In order to process your gift voucher we will need to transfer you to a live representative. Press 1 now to be connected. You get these free gifts just for taking a look at the nation's leading savings programs. These programs offer HUGE discounts and unadvertised savings at all your major retailers and grocery stores. Don't miss out on these fantastic gifts and offers. Simply press 1 now to be connected to a live representative. Our expert representatives will assist you in getting these gifts sent directly to your home. Supplies of these vouchers are limited so press 1 now and claim your $100 Walmart gift voucher today.
Male - Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and your will be transferred to the next available agent.
Male - IRS Scammer Prank
Male - AT&T. You've been awarded $200 to be deducted from your next month's billing statement. To redeem your $200 please visit www dot mybonus200 dot com www dot mybonus200 dot com. Simply log-in to your account to redeem your $200. At AT&T we care about you. Thank you and have a nice day.
Female - You have reached a non working number at The City College of New York. We recently became aware of a scam that involved fraudsters engaging in predatory schemes by contacting the general public through unsolicited phone calls. One number they are using is a spoofed City College fax line usually 212-650-7149. Please be aware that no one from this institution would make these kinds of calls and perpetuate this harassment. We took this fax number 650-7149 out of service but the spoofers were able continue to list this in their Caller ID.
Female - Thank you for calling our 24 hours telephone banking. A message was sent to inform that your debit card might have been involved in some fraudulent activities. To secure and update your personal details please press 1 now. Thank you please press 1 and follow the entire process to successfully update and secure your personal informations. Please enter your 16 digit card number.
Female - You are listening for an important message from Bank Service. A message was sent to inform that your debit card has been limited due to an internal security error. To avoid debit card suspension please press 1 to get verified. Please enter your 16 digit card number.
Long Distance Provider Is...
KMC Telecom - Pat Fleet - KMC Telecom. Thank you for choosing KMC Telecom for your long distance service.
XO Communications - Male - Thank you for choosing XO Communications as your long distance provider.
Test
Loop Around - Side A
Loop Around - Side B
Sweep Tone
100 type test
102 type test
105 type test
Direct Access Test Unit
Sweep Tone
No Longer in Service
Cricket - Male - The Cricket number you have called is no longer in service. Message 21 HOU
Not in Service
Inland Cellular Lady - The mobile number you have dialed is not in service at this time. Please check the number and try your call again.
Worldcom - Female - We're sorry. The number you have dialed is not in service at this time or can not be reached from your calling area. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the number and dial again. Thank you. CHG RDD
Carrier No Longer Qualified
Female - The number you have called is provided service by a carrier no longer qualified with the California Public Utilities Commission to provide telecommunications services in California. We regret we have been ordered not to complete calls to that carrier's numbers. Please try alternative means of communication Thank you.
Is In Service
Female - The number ... is in service Please try your call again .. is in service. Please try your call again. [Off hook tone]
Whitehouse Shutdown
White House Shutdown - We apologize but due to the lapse in federal funding, we are unable to take your call. Once funding has been restored, our operations will resume. Please call back at that time.
White House Shutdown - Thank you for calling the White House Comment Line. Thank you for calling The White House. Unfortunately, we can not answer your call today because Congessional Democrats are holding government funding including funding for our troops and other national security priorities hostage to an unrelated immigration debate. Due to this obstruction, the government is shut down. In the meantime, you can leave a comment for the President at www.whitehouse.gov/contact. We look forward to taking your calls as soon as the government reopens.
This Is a Recording
Female - This Is a Recording dot Com
Toll Free Numbers
Female - Please note that in 1998 toll free numbers can be either 800, 888, or 877 numbers.
Other
719-266-2837 - Female - Call and Oates Emergency Hall and Oates Helpline
806-765-60XX - Male - This is LBB 131.70 ...
Male - Thank you for calling Amalgamated Bank. Due to year 2000 testing and system maintenance, the system will be unavailable from 5 pm to 9 pm. Please call again. We apologize for any inconvenience this that testing may have caused. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.
Female - Dial a Buoy
Female - For Spanish, press 1. For English, press 2.
Female - Nashville Bombing Recorded Message - This area must be evacuated now. This area must be evacuated now. This area must be evacuated now. If you can hear this message, evacuate now. If you can hear this message, evacuate now. [blast]
Male - San Francisco International Airport Automatic Terminal Information Service
Male - This is a CPTA announcement test. I don't know what it's supposed to say... not really that concerned with it. So if anyone gets this just disregard it, K, and hang up.